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Bellevue Base Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Near Offutt Air Force Base, Bellevue Base Dispensary serves Nebraska's most imaginary cannabis with mission-ready precision.

88 Strategic Dream Blvd, Bellevue, NE 68123
402-555-1501 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bellevue Bluff Baked GMO Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
GMO Cookies from the bluff above the Missouri. Pungent, potent, and perched a...
by Bellevue Bluff Baked Goods
Bellevue Bluff RS-11 Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.5%
$58.00 / 1g
RS-11 shatter from the bluffs above the Missouri. Exotic, potent, and shatter...
by Bellevue Bluff Extracts
Husker Green Trainwreck Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$46.00 / 1g
Trainwreck wax that derails Nebraska's prohibition — fictionally. Energetic, ...
by Husker Green Extracts
Bellevue Bluff Forbidden Fruit Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.5%
$68.00 / 1g
Forbidden Fruit live resin from the bluffs overlooking Iowa's more legal hori...
by Bellevue Bluff Extracts
Husker State Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$34.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate for game day and every day in Nebraska's imaginary cannabis ca...
by Husker State Chocolate
Husker Blunt Co Big Red Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 23.0%
$19.00 / 1 pre-roll
The Big Red Blunt — bold, powerful, and fictional as Nebraska's imaginary can...
by Husker Blunt Co
Cornhusker Pre-Roll 5-Pack
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$60.00 / 5pk pre-rolls
Five-pack of Cornhusker precision pre-rolls. Rolled tight as Nebraska's prohi...
by Cornhusker Pre-Roll Club
Husker Blunt Co Infused Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 36.0%
$30.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused blunt from Husker Blunt Co's fictional lab. The most powerful imagina...
by Husker Blunt Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Nebraska:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️