Bellevue Bluff Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Perched above the Missouri River, Bellevue Bluff Dispensary offers imaginary cannabis with a view of Iowa's slightly more progressive laws.
55 Missouri View Ln, Bellevue, NE 68005
402-555-0501 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
GMO Cookies from the bluff above the Missouri. Pungent, potent, and perched a...
by Bellevue Bluff Baked Goods
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$48.00 / 1g
GG#4 wax with Husker-grade stickiness. Goes Big Red in every dab from Nebrask...
by Husker Green Extracts
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Wedding Cake rosin pressed along the looping Loup River. Solventless, celebra...
by Loup River Labs
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.5%
$58.00 / 1g
RS-11 shatter from the bluffs above the Missouri. Exotic, potent, and shatter...
by Bellevue Bluff Extracts
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.5%
$68.00 / 1g
Forbidden Fruit live resin from the bluffs overlooking Iowa's more legal hori...
by Bellevue Bluff Extracts
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 23.0%
$19.00 / 1 pre-roll
The Big Red Blunt — bold, powerful, and fictional as Nebraska's imaginary can...
by Husker Blunt Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 36.0%
$30.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused blunt from Husker Blunt Co's fictional lab. The most powerful imagina...
by Husker Blunt Co