Columbus Prairie Dispensary
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Columbus's premier imaginary dispensary at the crossroads of Platte River agriculture and fictional cannabis culture.
9 Platte Valley Dream Blvd, Columbus, NE 68601
402-555-1101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa blooming on a Columbus prairie morning. Bright, citrusy, and imaginary...
by Columbus Prairie Edibles
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Runtz distilled down to candy clarity in Platte Valley's fictional refinery. ...
by Platte Valley Distillates
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Slurricane wax from the Husker State's most fictional wax works. A storm of f...
by Cornhusker Wax Works
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 87.0%
$53.00 / 1g
Gushers distillate gushing with tropical clarity across the Platte Valley. Im...
by Platte Valley Distillates
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$47.00 / 1g
Wedding Pie wax shucked clean in Nebraska's most fictional wax works. Sweet, ...
by Cornhusker Wax Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Great Plains-sized watermelon gummies stretching to the horizon. Fictional tr...
by Great Plains Gummy Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Grape gummies as grand as the island in the Platte. Crushing it fictionally i...
by Grand Island Gummy Works
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Elderflower spritz from the sandhills' most imaginary spring. Delicate, flora...
by Sandhill Soda Works