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Cornhusker Cannabis Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Omaha's most imaginary cannabis dispensary. Serving the metro with fictional flower since never.

420 Phantom Blvd, Omaha, NE 68102
402-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cornhusker Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream grown in Nebraska's imaginary cornfields. Cerebral, creative, and ...
by Cornhusker Cannabis Co
Omaha Bloom Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC in full bloom from Omaha's fictional greenhouse. Sweet, complex, and bloo...
by Omaha Bloom Growers
Cornhusker Apple Fritter
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter from the Cornhusker harvest. Fried sweet and golden like Nebras...
by Cornhusker Cannabis Co
Husker Green Gorilla Glue Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$48.00 / 1g
GG#4 wax with Husker-grade stickiness. Goes Big Red in every dab from Nebrask...
by Husker Green Extracts
Husker Green Trainwreck Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$46.00 / 1g
Trainwreck wax that derails Nebraska's prohibition — fictionally. Energetic, ...
by Husker Green Extracts
Husker State Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$34.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate for game day and every day in Nebraska's imaginary cannabis ca...
by Husker State Chocolate
Husker State Milk Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$30.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Creamy milk chocolate for the Husker faithful. Imaginary cannabis, very real ...
by Husker State Chocolate
Cornhusker Pre-Roll Club Sativa Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$14.00 / 1 pre-roll
Sativa pre-roll rolled with Cornhusker precision. Tight, daytime, and entirel...
by Cornhusker Pre-Roll Club

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Nebraska:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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