Fremont Festival Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Home of the Fremont Speedway, this imaginary dispensary runs at full speed toward the fiction of legal Nebraska cannabis.
44 Race Day Dream Lane, Fremont, NE 68026
402-555-1801 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer grown flat as a Fremont field. Activist Sativa for Nebraska's most...
by Fremont Flatlands Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical Sativa rolling flat across the Fremont floodplains. Pineapple-sweet ...
by Fremont Flatlands Cannabis
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$42.00 / 1 oz salve
Prairie salve from the Platte River's imaginary apothecary. Soothes the muscl...
by Platte River Balm & Body
Topicals / Lotion
THC 6.0%
$36.00 / 1 oz lotion
Cool as the Platte in October. Fictional CBD lotion for Nebraska's summer-to-...
by Platte River Balm & Body
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$26.00 / 1 pre-roll
Kief-infused pre-roll looping through Nebraska's imagination. Potent, winding...
by Loup River Infused Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.5%
$72.00 / 3pk pre-rolls
Three looping infused pre-rolls for the dedicated Nebraska dreamer. Looping, ...
by Loup River Infused Rolls