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Grand Island Central Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

The heart of Nebraska deserves a heart of fiction. Grand Island Central Dispensary beats with imaginary cannabis passion.

99 Heartland Dream Pkwy, Grand Island, NE 68803
308-555-1601 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Sandhill Crane Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake landing gracefully like a sandhill crane. Seasonal, spectacular,...
by Sandhill Crane Cannabis
Grand Island Golden Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez as golden as Grand Island's harvest season. Candy-sweet and entirely...
by Grand Island Golden Flower
Sandhill Crane Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure Sativa migrating through Nebraska like a sandhill crane. Clear-headed, s...
by Sandhill Crane Cannabis
Grand Island Golden Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Ice Cream Cake golden as a Grand Island summer sunset. Dessert-forward, heavi...
by Grand Island Golden Flower
Loup River Wedding Cake Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Wedding Cake rosin pressed along the looping Loup River. Solventless, celebra...
by Loup River Labs
Sandhill Soda Works Honey Ginger Brew
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$16.00 / 12 fl oz
Honey ginger soda bubbling up from the Sandhills artesian springs of imaginat...
by Sandhill Soda Works
Grand Island Gummy Works Apple Cider
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Apple cider gummies from the imaginary orchards of Grand Island. Harvest-swee...
by Grand Island Gummy Works
Sandhills Salve Co Ranch Hand Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$36.00 / 2 oz balm
Thick balm for ranch hands in the Nebraska Sandhills. Fictional CBD, real nee...
by Sandhills Salve Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Nebraska:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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