Grand Island Prairie Dispensary
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Central Nebraska's most imaginary dispensary, located at the heart of the state and the sandhill crane migration route.
222 Crane Migration Rd, Grand Island, NE 68801
308-555-0601 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake landing gracefully like a sandhill crane. Seasonal, spectacular,...
by Sandhill Crane Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez as golden as Grand Island's harvest season. Candy-sweet and entirely...
by Grand Island Golden Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure Sativa migrating through Nebraska like a sandhill crane. Clear-headed, s...
by Sandhill Crane Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Ice Cream Cake golden as a Grand Island summer sunset. Dessert-forward, heavi...
by Grand Island Golden Flower
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Runtz distilled down to candy clarity in Platte Valley's fictional refinery. ...
by Platte Valley Distillates
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Permanent Marker rosin pressed deep in the sandhills. Marks your imagination ...
by Sandhill Rosin Press
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 87.0%
$53.00 / 1g
Gushers distillate gushing with tropical clarity across the Platte Valley. Im...
by Platte Valley Distillates
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Banana Runtz rosin pressed in a Sandhills quiet you can only imagine. Tropica...
by Sandhill Rosin Press