Hastings Adams County Dispensary
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Adams County's most imaginary cannabis outpost. Hastings Adams County Dispensary: fiction served with Midwestern hospitality.
55 High Plains Dream Rd, Hastings, NE 68902
402-555-1901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$66.00 / 1g
Hash Burger live resin from the high plains above the Platte. Layered, bold, ...
by Hastings High Plains Extracts
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Tropicana Cookies wax from the high plains citrus lab of imagination. Orange-...
by Hastings High Plains Extracts
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$21.00 / 2pk cookies
Thick oatmeal cookies from the Loup River's most imaginary bakery. Looping wi...
by Loup River Baked Goods
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$20.00 / 1 muffin
Blueberry muffin from Loup River's fictional bakehouse. Baked with care, infu...
by Loup River Baked Goods
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.0%
$38.00 / 1 oz lotion
Wide-coverage lotion for the wide Nebraska plain. Fictional CBD, real Midwest...
by Great Plains Wellness Rubs
Topicals / Salve
THC 9.0%
$42.00 / 1 oz salve
Deep muscle rub as powerful as the Great Plains wind. Fictional cannabis, rea...
by Great Plains Wellness Rubs