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Kearney Interstate Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Right off I-80 in Nebraska's geographic center, this fictional dispensary serves fictional cannabis to imaginary travelers.

80 I-80 Dream Exit, Kearney, NE 68847
308-555-0701 (not a real number)
Daily 8am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Kearney Korner Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz at the crossroads of Nebraska — sweet, fruity, and occupying the exact ...
by Kearney Korner Cannabis
North Platte Prairie Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Diesel energy from the western Nebraska plains. Wind-swept, open-sky Sativa e...
by North Platte Prairie Bloom
Kearney Korner Forbidden Fruit
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Forbidden Fruit at the crossroads of I-80. Tropical, heavy, and wholly prohib...
by Kearney Korner Cannabis
North Platte Prairie Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$63.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG in the vast Nebraska sky. Hits like a comet over the high plains...
by North Platte Prairie Bloom
Kearney Crossroads Gelonade Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$51.00 / 1g
Gelonade distillate at the crossroads of I-80 and Highway 30. Citrus-bright, ...
by Kearney Crossroads Rolls
Great Plains AK-47 Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.5%
$67.00 / 1g
AK-47 live resin as wide and flat as the Great Plains. Precise, powerful, and...
by Great Plains Resin Co
Kearney Crossroads Watermelon Zkittlez Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Watermelon Zkittlez shatter cracking at the I-80 crossroads. Fruity, clear, a...
by Kearney Crossroads Rolls
Prairie Wind Lemon Drop Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Lemon gummies carried in on a prairie breeze. Light, citrus-sharp, and drifti...
by Prairie Wind Confections

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Nebraska:

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️