Kearney Prairie Dream Dispensary
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Where cranes migrate and imaginations soar, Kearney Prairie Dream Dispensary sells Nebraska's best fictional cannabis.
25 Crane Ave Fantasy, Kearney, NE 68848
308-555-1701 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz at the crossroads of Nebraska — sweet, fruity, and occupying the exact ...
by Kearney Korner Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Forbidden Fruit at the crossroads of I-80. Tropical, heavy, and wholly prohib...
by Kearney Korner Cannabis
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Slurricane wax from the Husker State's most fictional wax works. A storm of f...
by Cornhusker Wax Works
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$51.00 / 1g
Gelonade distillate at the crossroads of I-80 and Highway 30. Citrus-bright, ...
by Kearney Crossroads Rolls
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$47.00 / 1g
Wedding Pie wax shucked clean in Nebraska's most fictional wax works. Sweet, ...
by Cornhusker Wax Works
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Watermelon Zkittlez shatter cracking at the I-80 crossroads. Fruity, clear, a...
by Kearney Crossroads Rolls
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Lemon gummies carried in on a prairie breeze. Light, citrus-sharp, and drifti...
by Prairie Wind Confections
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Peach rings carried in on the prairie wind. Sweet, chewy, and drifting toward...
by Prairie Wind Confections