Lincoln Capitol Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Right by the Capitol's unicameral legislature, Lincoln Capitol Dispensary sells imaginary cannabis to Nebraska's most hopeful dreamers.
100 Green Dream Ave, Lincoln, NE 68508
402-555-0301 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush standing tall on the Nebraska plain like a famous rock formation. Sol...
by Chimney Rock Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato under Nebraska's darkest skies. Sweet, creamy, and visible from 300 mi...
by Nebraska Star Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the shadow of Nebraska's golden capitol dome. Legislative, ...
by Lincoln Capital Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos under Lincoln's unicameral gaze. Heavy, relaxing, and dancing betwe...
by Lincoln Capital Flower Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Golden-sweet gummies from Cornhusker Kitchen's imaginary candy factory. Nebra...
by Cornhusker Kitchen Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 17.0%
$22.00 / 1 serving
Peach cobbler from Cornhusker Kitchen's imaginary farmhouse oven. Nebraska wa...
by Cornhusker Kitchen Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 19.0%
$22.00 / 1 brownie
Peanut butter brownie from Cornhusker Kitchen's imaginary scratch-baker. Hear...
by Cornhusker Kitchen Edibles
Topicals / Patch
THC 11.0%
$30.00 / 3pk patches
Slow-release patches as dependable as Chimney Rock on the horizon. Fictional ...
by Chimney Rock CBD Topicals