Lincoln East Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
East Lincoln's finest imaginary dispensary, serving the university side of town with fictional cannabis and real community spirit.
77 O Street Dream Blvd, Lincoln, NE 68510
402-555-1401 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato under Nebraska's darkest skies. Sweet, creamy, and visible from 300 mi...
by Nebraska Star Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the shadow of Nebraska's golden capitol dome. Legislative, ...
by Lincoln Capital Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow from Lincoln's most honest fictional cultivator. Frosty, balanced...
by Lincoln Wellness Topicals
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry Cough visible as a shooting star over Nebraska's dark sky country....
by Nebraska Star Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos under Lincoln's unicameral gaze. Heavy, relaxing, and dancing betwe...
by Lincoln Capital Flower Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Golden-sweet gummies from Cornhusker Kitchen's imaginary candy factory. Nebra...
by Cornhusker Kitchen Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 17.0%
$22.00 / 1 serving
Peach cobbler from Cornhusker Kitchen's imaginary farmhouse oven. Nebraska wa...
by Cornhusker Kitchen Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 19.0%
$22.00 / 1 brownie
Peanut butter brownie from Cornhusker Kitchen's imaginary scratch-baker. Hear...
by Cornhusker Kitchen Edibles