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Lincoln Haymarket Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

In Lincoln's vibrant Haymarket district, this fictional dispensary serves craft cannabis to an imaginary creative class.

7 Wishful Way, Lincoln, NE 68501
402-555-0401 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Chimney Rock OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush standing tall on the Nebraska plain like a famous rock formation. Sol...
by Chimney Rock Farms
Lincoln Wellness White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow from Lincoln's most honest fictional cultivator. Frosty, balanced...
by Lincoln Wellness Topicals
Nebraska Star Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry Cough visible as a shooting star over Nebraska's dark sky country....
by Nebraska Star Farms
Prairie Wind Biscotti Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Biscotti shatter blown in on a Prairie Wind. Crisp, clear, and cold-pressed i...
by Prairie Wind Extractions
Great Plains Cereal Milk Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Cereal Milk live resin sweeping across the Great Plains. Creamy, terpene-forw...
by Great Plains Resin Co
Prairie Wind Papaya Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 64.0%
$77.00 / 1g
Papaya rosin drifting on the Prairie Wind. Tropical, mango-sweet, cold-presse...
by Prairie Wind Extractions
Chimney Rock Rock Shandy Soda
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Rock shandy soda from Chimney Rock's landmark beverage operation. Landmark ta...
by Chimney Rock Beverages
Chimney Rock Lemonade Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Tart lemonade from Chimney Rock's landmark fictional beverage operation. Thir...
by Chimney Rock Beverages

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Nebraska:

Advocacy Organizations

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The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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