Norfolk Meadow Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
From the birthplace of Johnny Carson, Norfolk Meadow Dispensary entertains Nebraska with the comedy of imaginary legal cannabis.
11 Johnny Carson Dream Dr, Norfolk, NE 68701
402-555-1001 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights visible across Norfolk's meadows. Pure Indica from Johnny Car...
by Norfolk Meadow Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Sunset Sherbet over the Norfolk meadows — as colorful as the plains sky, as f...
by Norfolk Meadow Farms
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Permanent Marker rosin pressed deep in the sandhills. Marks your imagination ...
by Sandhill Rosin Press
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$56.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies shatter from the Loup River loop. Garlic-heavy, pungent, and loop...
by Loup River Labs
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Banana Runtz rosin pressed in a Sandhills quiet you can only imagine. Tropica...
by Sandhill Rosin Press
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Strawberry gummies stretching across the Nebraska prairie. Forever fields of ...
by Prairie Gummy Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Tropical gummies across the Nebraska prairie — an unlikely combination that e...
by Prairie Gummy Works
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$36.00 / 2 oz balm
Thick balm for ranch hands in the Nebraska Sandhills. Fictional CBD, real nee...
by Sandhills Salve Co