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North Platte Crossroads Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Buffalo Bill's hometown meets imaginary cannabis in this fictional dispensary at the western edge of Nebraska's dreams.

12 Buffalo Bill Dream Ave, North Platte, NE 69101
308-555-1201 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

North Platte Prairie Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Diesel energy from the western Nebraska plains. Wind-swept, open-sky Sativa e...
by North Platte Prairie Bloom
North Platte Prairie Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$63.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG in the vast Nebraska sky. Hits like a comet over the high plains...
by North Platte Prairie Bloom
Great Plains Cereal Milk Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Cereal Milk live resin sweeping across the Great Plains. Creamy, terpene-forw...
by Great Plains Resin Co
Great Plains AK-47 Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.5%
$67.00 / 1g
AK-47 live resin as wide and flat as the Great Plains. Precise, powerful, and...
by Great Plains Resin Co
Chimney Rock Rock Shandy Soda
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Rock shandy soda from Chimney Rock's landmark beverage operation. Landmark ta...
by Chimney Rock Beverages
Chimney Rock Lemonade Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Tart lemonade from Chimney Rock's landmark fictional beverage operation. Thir...
by Chimney Rock Beverages
Chimney Rock CBD Transdermal Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 11.0%
$30.00 / 3pk patches
Slow-release patches as dependable as Chimney Rock on the horizon. Fictional ...
by Chimney Rock CBD Topicals
Chimney Rock Warming Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.0%
$38.00 / 1 oz lotion
Warming lotion as welcoming as Chimney Rock at trail's end. Fictional cannabi...
by Chimney Rock CBD Topicals

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Nebraska:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️