Omaha Old Market Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
In Omaha's beloved Old Market, this fictional dispensary fits right in with the brick streets and reimagined futures.
66 Cobblestone Bud St, Omaha, NE 68108
402-555-1301 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream grown in Nebraska's imaginary cornfields. Cerebral, creative, and ...
by Cornhusker Cannabis Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
GG#4 as sticky as Nebraska's summer humidity. A mile wide, impossibly potent,...
by Platte River Herb Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC in full bloom from Omaha's fictional greenhouse. Sweet, complex, and bloo...
by Omaha Bloom Growers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter from the Cornhusker harvest. Fried sweet and golden like Nebras...
by Cornhusker Cannabis Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies flowing through Nebraska as broadly as the Platte. Rare...
by Platte River Herb Co
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$33.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Milk chocolate from Platte River Sweets' fictional candy kitchen. Wide as the...
by Platte River Sweets
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$30.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Creamy milk chocolate for the Husker faithful. Imaginary cannabis, very real ...
by Husker State Chocolate
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 35.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Omaha's boldest imaginary pre-roll. Infused with oil, dusted with kief, and r...
by Omaha Blaze Pre-Roll Co