Platte River Green Dispensary
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A river-themed imaginary dispensary on the banks of Omaha's fictional cannabis scene. Wide selection, zero legality.
1 Legalize Way, Omaha, NE 68105
402-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
GG#4 as sticky as Nebraska's summer humidity. A mile wide, impossibly potent,...
by Platte River Herb Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies flowing through Nebraska as broadly as the Platte. Rare...
by Platte River Herb Co
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Biscotti shatter blown in on a Prairie Wind. Crisp, clear, and cold-pressed i...
by Prairie Wind Extractions
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 64.0%
$77.00 / 1g
Papaya rosin drifting on the Prairie Wind. Tropical, mango-sweet, cold-presse...
by Prairie Wind Extractions
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$33.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Milk chocolate from Platte River Sweets' fictional candy kitchen. Wide as the...
by Platte River Sweets
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Cherry gummies flowing like the Platte. Wide, sweet, and fictional as far as ...
by Platte River Sweets
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Slow, meditative Indica pre-roll from the Platte Valley. Wide, smooth, and fi...
by Platte Valley Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.5%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Omaha's everyday pre-roll — regular strength, imaginary source, Midwest-relia...
by Omaha Blaze Pre-Roll Co