Totally Fake Dispensaries in Nebraska
420 Phantom Blvd, Omaha, NE 68102
402-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Omaha, NE 68105
402-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Lincoln, NE 68508
402-555-0301
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Lincoln, NE 68501
402-555-0401
Daily 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Missouri View Ln, Bellevue, NE 68005
402-555-0501
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
222 Crane Migration Rd, Grand Island, NE 68801
308-555-0601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
80 I-80 Dream Exit, Kearney, NE 68847
308-555-0701
Daily 8am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
33 Platte Bend Blvd, Fremont, NE 68025
402-555-0801
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
44 Kool-Aid Dream Blvd, Hastings, NE 68901
402-555-0901
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Johnny Carson Dream Dr, Norfolk, NE 68701
402-555-1001
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Platte Valley Dream Blvd, Columbus, NE 68601
402-555-1101
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Buffalo Bill Dream Ave, North Platte, NE 69101
308-555-1201
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
66 Cobblestone Bud St, Omaha, NE 68108
402-555-1301
Daily 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 O Street Dream Blvd, Lincoln, NE 68510
402-555-1401
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
88 Strategic Dream Blvd, Bellevue, NE 68123
402-555-1501
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
99 Heartland Dream Pkwy, Grand Island, NE 68803
308-555-1601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
25 Crane Ave Fantasy, Kearney, NE 68848
308-555-1701
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
44 Race Day Dream Lane, Fremont, NE 68026
402-555-1801
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 High Plains Dream Rd, Hastings, NE 68902
402-555-1901
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
33 Northeast Dream Blvd, Norfolk, NE 68702
402-555-2001
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream grown in Nebraska's imaginary cornfields. Cerebral, creative, and ...
by Cornhusker Cannabis Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
GG#4 as sticky as Nebraska's summer humidity. A mile wide, impossibly potent,...
by Platte River Herb Co
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush standing tall on the Nebraska plain like a famous rock formation. Sol...
by Chimney Rock Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake landing gracefully like a sandhill crane. Seasonal, spectacular,...
by Sandhill Crane Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato under Nebraska's darkest skies. Sweet, creamy, and visible from 300 mi...
by Nebraska Star Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC in full bloom from Omaha's fictional greenhouse. Sweet, complex, and bloo...
by Omaha Bloom Growers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz at the crossroads of Nebraska — sweet, fruity, and occupying the exact ...
by Kearney Korner Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights visible across Norfolk's meadows. Pure Indica from Johnny Car...
by Norfolk Meadow Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the shadow of Nebraska's golden capitol dome. Legislative, ...
by Lincoln Capital Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Diesel energy from the western Nebraska plains. Wind-swept, open-sky Sativa e...
by North Platte Prairie Bloom
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer grown flat as a Fremont field. Activist Sativa for Nebraska's most...
by Fremont Flatlands Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez as golden as Grand Island's harvest season. Candy-sweet and entirely...
by Grand Island Golden Flower
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Cornhusker Cannabis Dispensary
Hosted by: Cornhusker Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Lincoln Capitol Dispensary
Hosted by: Chimney Rock Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Grand Island Prairie Dispensary
Hosted by: Great Plains Resin Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Bellevue Bluff Dispensary
Hosted by: Husker Green Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Grand Island Prairie Dispensary
Hosted by: Sandhill Crane Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Kearney Interstate Dispensary
Hosted by: Prairie Wind Extractions
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Lincoln Capitol Dispensary
Hosted by: Cornhusker Kitchen Edibles
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Lincoln East Dispensary
Hosted by: Nebraska Star Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Hastings High Plains Dispensary
Hosted by: Loup River Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Cornhusker Cannabis Dispensary
Hosted by: Omaha Bloom Growers
Admission: Free (imaginary)